You can try email.
In fact, you can try < captainspam at gmail dot com >. That should do it. Plus, if you're of the sort who likes PGP/GPG sorts of things, that email is in the key network. Whatever it's called. I push to pgp.mit.edu first.
Alternately, why not try any of the following fine ways of communication? Some more fine than others, in fact.Back to the comic