You can try email.
In fact, you can try < captainspam at gmail dot com >. That should do it. Plus, if you're of the sort who likes PGP/GPG sorts of things, I'm in the key network. Look up key ID 0xE0356001.
Rest assured, I have no Facebook or Twitter accounts. Though, I've been experimenting with GNU Social recently (because of course I would), so that may become a thing here eventually. Maybe.
Plus, if you are of the IRC persuasion, I hide out in The Desert Bus Community IRC Network, the IRC home of the Desert Bus For Hope fan community. Join us in the Tucson bus depot as we patiently await the next pickup...Back to the comic